![]() ![]() ![]() Our three heroes - token girl power hero Rey, token goofy black stormtrooper Finn, and token Guatemalan X-wing pilot Poe Dameron - must find Luke while avoiding the clutches of Han Solo's and Princess Leia's emo son-turned-Snoke's apprentice Kylo Ren. Set in 34 ABY, thirty years after the Empire was taken down by a whiny teenager and a bunch of midgets in teddy bear costumes, the dark side is still alive and kicking the Jedi Order has been wiped out (again) by the villainous First Order, Jedi leader Luke Skywalker has gone missing-in-action, and First Order Supreme Leader Snokey the Bear has constructed an enormous MacGuffin capable of destroying entire plotlines. It is the seventh film to be released in the Star Wars saga, the first of the sequel trilogy, the first under Disney's ownership of the franchise, the seventh in terms of internal chronology, and the first (and possibly last) in terms of everyone trying to convince themselves that the franchise supposedly got its groove back even though the new movies are so far just retreading old ground. Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (also known as Star Wars: The Force Awakens in the advertising, because Disney wanted to forget the prequels ever existed give the movie a more "standalone" feel akin to the original Star Wars without that episode-numbering mumbo-jumbo) is a 2015 American epic space opera film and a remake of Star Wars: The 456 Edit directed by J.J. ~ Mark Hamill talking about the film's production on a behind the scenes feature
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